How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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