I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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