I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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