Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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