i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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