Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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