What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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its like you know when i get waxed
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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