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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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