Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize