its not stalking. its research.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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