What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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