My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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