she woke up with a sticky ear
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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