yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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