Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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