I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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