You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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