That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Help me help you realize you are a moron
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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