Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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