She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
