i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I will be naked everywhere
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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