she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I am available for nakedness
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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