lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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