Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
my sisters under your porch take her home
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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