just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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