My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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