What should our trivia night team be named?
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You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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