I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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