It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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