2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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