"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!