Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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