So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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