check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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