The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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