At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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