Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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