I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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