just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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