I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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