If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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