I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Do I have a choice?
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The power of my boobs compel you
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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