I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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