If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Enjoy the penises
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