just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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