you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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