their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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