I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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