he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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