How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
There r osticjed everywhere
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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