are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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