return my video game
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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