just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize