I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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