idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I could make wine with my vomit
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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